Britney as a Virgin

After seeing ‘Crossroads’, would you ever go to watch another of Britney Spears’ movies? Furthermore, would you watch a movie of the pop wreck where she plays the Virgin Mary? NO!

Us is reporting that Brit is being courted for the role of Jesus’ mother in an upcoming film entitled ‘Sweet Baby Jesus’. It’s supposed to be a satire of the nativity story. It goes that Mary is a pregnant 19-year old who doesn’t know how she got knocked up, living in a place called Bethlehem, Maryland.

The movie’s producer, Philippe Rebboah had to convince his partners about it. If she does sign on, he’s going to have to convince her to show up for filming too.

Shia LeBeouf Charges Dropped

Wednesday was a good day for Shia LeBeouf as prosecutors read a letter from Walgreens Co. stating that they are not going to continue their suit against him.

The former Disney channel star and current star of “Transformers” was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing after he was arrested on November 4th. He was shopping in a Chicago Walgreens drugstore when a security guard told him to leave because he appeared to be drunk. Shia refused and police were called.

Ashley Tisdale Cancels Again

Ashley Tisdale has gone and disappointed a couple of more fans on Sunday night when the ‘High School Musical’ star cancelled yet another performance. She had already cancelled her performance at the Jingle Ball in South Florida on Saturday night and then she goes and does the same on Sunday night for Q102’s Jingle Ball in Philadelphia. More pain from surgery perhaps?A disappointed concertgoer shares that “When I got to the arena there was a note on the doors that said Ashley Tisdale would not be there. They didn’t even announce it on stage. They just put up a note.”

Britney Spears sister Jamie Lynn is gonna have a Baby!

And this time it’s not a rumor. It’s just not the Spears you’d expect. It’s her sister Jamie Lynn

Empire magazine’s 100 Sexiest Movie Stars Ever top ten:

Empire magazine’s 100 Sexiest Movie Stars Ever top ten:

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Natalie Portman
3. Daniel Craig
4. Jessica Alba
5. Johnny Depp
6. Eva Green
7. Brad Pitt
8.Scarlett Johansson
9. Keira Knightley
10. Gerard Butler

Amy Winehouse Suicide Pact

Amy Winehouse has reportedly made a suicide pact with her husband. The singer is set to be questioned by the police over husband Blake Fielder-Civil’s charges of assault and allegedly perverting the course of justice. She could face prison if she gets linked to the conspiracy to clear Blake. If she gets parted from her husband by a lengthy jail sentence, Wino has reportedly vowed to kill herself.A witness on Blake’s case was said to have been offered £200,000 to change his story. Since Blake is not a wealthy man, the finger points to Amy. The office of the singer’s accountant was searched last week so police could review all her transactions.

Britney’s Next Boyfriend

If God had a sense of humor, I’m sure that Britney Spears’ next boyfriend would turn out to be Larry Birkhead. In Touch magazine actually has a quote from Dannielynn’s papa saying “I think Britney is sexy.” Is it Britney or her money that’s sexy?A source close to Larry also adds that “He’s trying hard to get fixed up with Britney. Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes — and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days. Larry wants to find someone who already has kids so they can raise their families together, just like the Brady Bunch.”

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes See Celine Dion in Vegas

Enjoying a two day visit to Las Vegas, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finish up the trip by attending a Celine Dion concert at Caesar’s Palace.

Sources say the couple was very gracious and happily signed autographs for fans before the show. They then sat down to watch the two and a half hour show.

After the show, Tom and Katie went and spent some time meeting Celine. She said she was both excited and nervous about having them watch her performance.

Also that night, the couple enjoyed a romantic dinner at the SW Steakhouse at the Wynn. Another diner says they were holding hands and were “very lovey dovey”.

Thanks, but I’ve lost my appetite.

Even Posh Ain’t Perfect

Umm, even with her perfectly coiffed hair, chiseled face, and packin’ hubby, Victoria Beckham (a.k.a. Posh Spice) has her not-so-good days.Take this weekend, for instance, at one of the Spice Girls reunion concerts. Maybe she should rethink the ridiculously skin hugging outfits because this one was hugging a little too tightly.

Check out the pic to see her pit cleavage. Can she not FEEL the lump?

Apparently swollen, lumpy body parts run in the Beckham family these days.

Lily Allen Talks

Mom-to-be Lily Allen has spoken about her life in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar. She talks about her body, her bad habits, her diet and exercise, Britney Spears, celebrity role models and even her relationship with Chemical Brothers member Ed Simons.She was asked whether her relationship with Ed has helped melt away the pounds. She responded with “I’m certainly getting more exercise in the bedroom…So yeah.” It’s also added some pounds – in the form of a baby! So here’s to hoping that Lily would quit smoking and that she won’t starve herself during this delicate period. Otherwise, she might give birth to something that looks like Amy Winehouse on a really bad day.

Sienna Miller Loved Being A Free And Naked Hippie

British actress Sienna Miller admits she enjoyed stripping for the movie "Hippie Hippie Shake", although she was embarrassed after her pictures appeared online.

Miller also said it wasn't as traumatic as she thought it would be.

"There were eight of us and we were playing hippies and it was the summer of love.

We take our clothes off, eight boys and girls, and go for a swim. We were nervous but it's real camaraderie when you're all together.

It's actually hilarious getting naked in front of people you love and respect," dailysnack.com quoted Miller as saying.

The movie is a psychedelic journey through London in the sixties and early seventies focusing on the love between the character played by Miller and the one played by actor Cillian Murphy.

She added: "The water was freezing cold, so the boys weren't too happy. The water was about seven degrees, it was colder than anything I've experienced in my life.

Lance Denies Dating Ashley Olsen

There has been ongoing ‘rumors’ about Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong hooking up for the past few weeks and frankly its got a lot of people surprised. 36 year old Lance wants to put to rest the rumors that they are actually hooking up by saying that they are just friends. He is a sick piece of shit. She just turned 21…just now able to drink alcohol…and he is about to turn 37. Sick of wrong people. Those of you that don’t get will when you have children of your own. It is the same situation with Hayden/Milo. The girl was jailbait and he waited in the background until her 18th birthday. That is creepy and predatory behavior. No one has any morals anymore. Scary. Okay that is a very successful cyclist but then we aren’t talking about sports here, its about relationship and Lance couldn’t convert his previous relationship with a singer so I doubt that he could do more with Ashley.

I Won`t Do Nude Scenes Again: Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman has vowed that she will never strip again for screen after filming a risqué scene for her new short movie "Hotel Chevalier".

Portman's nude shots will soon be available on the Internet even before the film is officially released. And she is upset that she agreed to do something that was awkward in the prelude to "The Darjeeling Limited" directed by Wes Anderson, contactmusic.com reports.

Portman has insisted that she was convinced that nude scenes were required for the movie.

Portman, who requested director Mike Nichols to cut the nudity from "Closer" and used a body double for "Goya's Ghosts', said that she felt it was right to do bare scenes in the latest film.

She said, "I don't know why, exactly. Sometimes you make rules for yourself and sometimes those rules are made to be broken. You have to test things out and see what works for you, and this felt right.

"I'm really sorry I didn't listen to my intuition. From now on, I'm going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is to say no."

The Academy-award nominated star also said that she urged director Wes Anderson to give her a chance to work with him.

Kim Kardashian stopping second sex tape release

October 24, 2007 on 1:39 pm | In Bad Deed, | No Comments

Another sex tape! This chick is stupid. No way has she blocked the release. She will make too much coin off it as she has no other talents. I mean, it takes alot to be pissed on for the sake of art. But to do it twice, well, ya know, a girl has bills to pay. Ass implants, fake boobies nose job, etc. and don’t even ask about the wardrobe bills. She will be wanting to see the release copy and make sure that every from her butt to her boobs to her lips and everything we can think of is looking super classy even it isn’t in reality to make it a hit and everyone from no man’s land gets to see Kim the slut in a new avatar so for the next couple her reality show Kardashian is there on TV and keeping making people sick of seeing her.

Britney Spears Cries Over Legal Troubles

While she spent yesterday out shopping with son Sean Preston, Britney Spears was preoccupied with the legal system yesterday, The Gimme More singer was spotted getting quite emotional on her way into a Los Angeles area doctor’s office on Wilshire Boulevard. It has been assumed that the trip was for the first of her many court ordered drug tests.