Britney as a Virgin

After seeing ‘Crossroads’, would you ever go to watch another of Britney Spears’ movies? Furthermore, would you watch a movie of the pop wreck where she plays the Virgin Mary? NO!

Us is reporting that Brit is being courted for the role of Jesus’ mother in an upcoming film entitled ‘Sweet Baby Jesus’. It’s supposed to be a satire of the nativity story. It goes that Mary is a pregnant 19-year old who doesn’t know how she got knocked up, living in a place called Bethlehem, Maryland.

The movie’s producer, Philippe Rebboah had to convince his partners about it. If she does sign on, he’s going to have to convince her to show up for filming too.

Britney Spears sister Jamie Lynn is gonna have a Baby!

And this time it’s not a rumor. It’s just not the Spears you’d expect. It’s her sister Jamie Lynn

Britney’s Next Boyfriend

If God had a sense of humor, I’m sure that Britney Spears’ next boyfriend would turn out to be Larry Birkhead. In Touch magazine actually has a quote from Dannielynn’s papa saying “I think Britney is sexy.” Is it Britney or her money that’s sexy?A source close to Larry also adds that “He’s trying hard to get fixed up with Britney. Larry has a thing for vulnerable blondes — and no one seems more vulnerable than Britney these days. Larry wants to find someone who already has kids so they can raise their families together, just like the Brady Bunch.”

Britney Spears Cries Over Legal Troubles

While she spent yesterday out shopping with son Sean Preston, Britney Spears was preoccupied with the legal system yesterday, The Gimme More singer was spotted getting quite emotional on her way into a Los Angeles area doctor’s office on Wilshire Boulevard. It has been assumed that the trip was for the first of her many court ordered drug tests.